Each week, SneakerReporter will put out their power rankings of all 32 NFL teams. 

With Week 5 kicking off tonight (Los Angeles Rams vs.Seattle Seahawks, 8:20 PM EST on Fox and NFL Network) it’s time to unveil where each team sits.

The fun begins below and be sure to check back each Thursday to track how far up or down your favorite team moves from week-to-week. 

 

1. Kansas City Chiefs 4-0 (LW:1)

Kansas City found themselves in a real fight on the road against the Detroit Lions and somehow Patrick Mahomes didn’t throw one touchdown in a game that totaled 64 points. 

 

2. New England Patriots 4-0 (LW: 2)

What looked like a routine AFC East blowout game turned into a defensive battle following Tom Brady’s uncharacteristic red-zone turnover with New England leading 13-0.

 

3. New Orleans Saints 3-1 (LW: 8)

A bunch of undefeated teams suffered their first loss and no opponent was more impressive than the Saints stifling the Dallas Cowboys.

 

4. Chicago Bears 3-1 (LW: 9)

This defense remains legit; now we get to see Khalil Mack unleashed against the team that traded him away.

 

5. San Francisco 49ers 3-0 (LW: 10)

(STILL) 13 MORE GAMES JIMMY GAROPPOLO, YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!

 

6. Dallas Cowboys 3-1 (LW: 4)

Their offense let them down but even in defeat, the outlines of a potential Super Bowl Champion can still be seen.

 

7. Buffalo Bills 3-1 (LW: 11)

This team is arguably a Josh Allen concussion away from being undefeated AND atop the AFC East standings. 

 

8. Los Angeles Rams 3-1 (LW: 3)

I don’t know what happened on Sunday but that looked nothing like the Sean McVay Rams we’ve grown accustomed to. 

 

9. Detroit Lions 2-1-1 (LW: 13)

Is it time we put some “respeck” on Matt Patricia’s name???

 

10. Green Bay Packers 3-1 (LW: 5)

The clock struck midnight and the defense—specifically the run defense—turned back into a pumpkin.

 

11. Cleveland Browns 2-2 (LW: 17)

“The Cleveland Browns Story: From the league’s biggest disappointment to top of their division”; coming to a theater near you. 

 

12. Philadelphia Eagles 2-2 (LW: 15)

In what was ultimately a season-saving victory, the Eagles looked much more like the team everyone envisioned they would be.

 

13. Seattle Seahawks 3-1 (LW:16)

It’s hard to keep calling them average when they have a better record than more than half of the league. 

 

14. Baltimore Ravens 2-2 (LW: 6)

The Chiefs hangover hit Baltimore hard and they now find themselves in a real battle to make the playoffs the rest of the way. 

 

15. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 2-2 (LW: 22)

Bruce Arians has done the unthinkable, he’s made Jameis Winston ELITE. 

 

16. Minnesota Vikings 2-2 (LW: 7)

Kirk Cousins is holding this team back in a MAJOR way.

 

17. Carolina Panthers 2-2 (LW: 21)

This group is doing a lot better than just keeping their heads above water in Cam Newton’s absence.

 

18. Houston Texans 2-2 (LW: 12)

PROTECT DESHAUN WATSON PLEASE!

 

19. Jacksonville Jaguars 2-2 (LW: 24)

We’ve moved on from #FREEJALEN and we’re 100% in on #MinshewMagic. 

 

20. Indianapolis Colts 2-2 (LW: 14)

They let a great chance at claiming the top spot in the AFC South slip away with a home loss to the Oakland Raiders.

 

21. Los Angeles Chargers 2-2 (LW: 18)

How do you win and drop down the rankings, when you’re the first team to trail the Miami Dolphins that’s how. 

 

22. New York Giants 2-2 (LW: 25)

Daniel Jones looked more the part of inconsistent rookie against Washington but there’s a chance Saquon Barkley returns from injury a lot sooner than everyone anticipated. 

 

23. Tennessee Titans 2-2 (LW: 20)

This team is confusing. 

 

24. Oakland Raiders 2-2 (LW: 23)

This team is ALSO confusing. 

 

25. Pittsburgh Steelers 1-3 (LW: 26)

Nothing like a one-sided victory in primetime against a bottom three team to get the fan base revved up again!

 

26. Atlanta Falcons 1-3 (LW: 19)

If this continues Dan Quinn could possibly lose his job BEFORE Jay Gruden, which would be the most shocking development of the 2019 season. 

 

27. Arizona Cardinals 0-3-1 (LW: 27)

Wins are far from guaranteed but a matchup against Cincinnati should result in the first win of the Kyler Murray x Kliff Kingsbury era.

28. Denver Broncos 0-4 (LW: 30)

One of these days Vic Fangio’s team is going to WIN on a last-second field goal. 

 

29. New York Jets 0-3 (LW: 29)

If Sam Darnold does make his return to action this weekend things could turn around quickly for gang green.

 

30. Washington Redskins 0-4 (LW: 27)

Would you take the over/under on Washington using more quarterbacks than the number of Tom Brady touchdown passes thrown?

 

31. Cincinnati Bengals 0-4 (LW: 31)

If I were A.J. Green I also would stay away from this dumpster fire for as long as possible. 

 

32. Miami Dolphins 0-4 (LW: 32)

They might have to tank harder with Cincinnati and Washington hanging around.