What are the Odds? Can the Los Angeles Chargers be an AFC Super Bowl Sleeper?

What are the Odds? Can the Los Angeles Chargers be an AFC Super Bowl Sleeper?

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Football is one of the few sports that has extreme parity. Year after year there is a team that catches the league, fans, and the media storm. However, only two times in NFL history where a team’s odds were below (+5000) and won the Super Bowl. The first time was in 1999 as the St. Louis Rams won the world championship with and The New England Patriots in 2001 with +15000 odds.

The Los Angeles Chargers have all the pieces this year to win a championship. Right now, they have the 15th best odds at +3300. As you look around the NFL, the Chargers have one of the best top to bottom rosters. NFL General Managers and scouts grade players from an ‘A to F’ scale, and the new LA franchise has more ‘A and B rated’ players than the majority of teams in the league.

Tom Telesco and staff struck gold last year when they selected Justin Herbert with the sixth overall pick. Herbert went on to have a historic rookie season and broke four NFL records. Including most passing TDs by a rookie quarterback, most total TDs by a rookie quarterback, most 300-yard games by a rookie, and most completions by a rookie. Going into this season, former all-pro safety Derwin James is healthy after missing two seasons due to injury is ready to return to form. “Derwin is a little different because he’s one of those guys, sort of like [Rams DT] Aaron Donald where it almost doesn’t matter what position he plays. … His status among the upper-echelon of defensive players is entrenched even though the sample size is so small because he’s so dynamic and disruptive.” NFL Insider Ian Rapoport said.

The Chargers had a solid off-season by bringing in first-team All-Pro offensive lineman Corey Linsley, former Saints tight-end Jared Cook, and several guys that will make big contributions this year. Including Bryan Bulaga, Linval Joseph, Christian Covington, Matt Feiler, and Kyler Fackrell, and Oday Aboushi. Seven of the eight guys played over 43 percent of their previous team’s snaps. Prior to last year, Bulaga played over 83 percent of his snaps in 2019.

In 2020, the Chargers were top 10 in passing yards per game, third-down percentage, and total yards without their star running back Austin Ekeler who missed six games with a hamstring injury. As for the defense, the bolts ranked 25th in the NFL in passer rating on deep passes. By drafting Asante Samuel Jr who forced 30 incompletions (Tied for the second most amongst cornerbacks since 2018) and bringing in their new HC Brandon Staley who had the Rams 1st in the league in that category, they look to be on pace to improve in that area.

In previous years the Chargers’ biggest issue was finishing games. Over the past two season’s they have lost 16 games by eight points or less. Staley helped guide the Rams defense in 2020 to lead the NFL in pass defense, total defense, and scoring defense. Bringing in the first-time head coach brings in a fresh face that comes from a winning culture that will keep his young team poised in crunch time.

Assuming LA doesn’t have any major injuries, and their rookies/incoming free-agents mesh, they will be a playoff team. The back half of their schedule is very favorable, and I could see after their Week 7 bye, I could see them only losing two to three games. Not to mention the NFL added an extra playoff team that helps their chances despite being in the same division as Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs.

Every year there is a new team that makes the playoffs that didn’t the year before, this is the year for the Chargers to make some noise.

Sep 2, 2021 No Comments
Julio Jones traded to the Tennessee Titans for second and fourth round picks

Julio Jones traded to the Tennessee Titans for second and fourth round picks

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By TOBIAS BASS

Julio Jones was traded to the Tennessee Titans for 2022 second-round, 2023 fourth-round pick, and 2023 sixth-round pick.

Jones played in Atlanta for 10 years and broke several franchise and NFL records. During his tenor in Atlanta he was a five-time All-Pro. The Titans will take on all of the seven-time Pro Bowlers $15.3 million salary for the 2021 and the remaining two years of his deal. As Atlanta will absorb $7.75 million in dead money.

The Titans now arguably have the best 1-2 punch at wide receiver position with Jones and A.J. Brown. With the addition of Jones, the Titans will be the favorite to win the AFC South. Despite playing in only nine games a year ago, Jones had 51 catches for 771 yards, and averaged 15.1 yards per catch.

Jun 6, 2021 No Comments
Key NFL Matchups for 2021-2022 Season

Key NFL Matchups for 2021-2022 Season

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In 119 days, the 2021-2022 season will begin in Tampa Bay, Florida as the Buccaneers will host the Dallas Cowboys on September 9th. This season will be like no other as fans will be returning to the stands for the first in a year, and the NFL will be adding a 17th game. This would be the first time since 1978 that the NFL made a change to the season structure.

  • Dallas Cowboys at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Week 1): Dak is back, is America’s Team ready to play with reigning Super Bowl Champions? Brady coming off his 7th Super Bowl championship will look to put his 3-1 season-opener record up.
  • New York Jets at Carolina Panthers (Week1): Will Sam Darnold get his revenge against his former team? Or, will Zach Wilson prove he is a worthy successor and bring juice to the Big Apple?
  • Green Bay Packers at San Francisco 49ers (Week 3): As the Aaron Rodgers saga seems to be calming down, the Packers will have to get their minds right to play a 49ers team back at full strength. Can the 49ers rekindle their dominance from 2019?

  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers at New England Patriots (Week 4): This is the biggest game of the year for obvious reasons, both Bill Belichick and Tom Brady will want to win this game badly. Will Brady rip apart the Pats or will Bill get the best of the 43-year-old quarterback.
  • Chicago Bears at Las Vegas Raiders (Week 5): Going into week 5, Matt Nagy will have some decisions to make whether to start Justin Fields or not. Chicago loves their fan, and if the Bears start .500 or below the rave to start Fields will be too much to ignore. So, why not start him on the road against a Raiders’ defense that has struggled over the years?
  • Buffalo Bills at Kansas City Chiefs (Week 5): To be considered a real contender the Bills will have to beat the Chiefs in a rematch of the AFC Championship game. 

  • Arizona Cardinals at Cleveland Browns (Week 6): In 2019 Kyler Murray got the best of Baker Mayfield in a 38-24 victory. Both teams look a lot different from two years ago, as they are loaded on both sides of the ball. The Browns have one of the best rosters in all of football, and the Cardinals had arguably the best off-season via free agency. Which former Oklahoma signal-caller will prevail?
  • Dallas Cowboys at Kansas City Chiefs (Week 11): Seven of the ten draft picks for the Dallas Cowboys were defensive players, can the young and unproven defense show up against Patrick Mahomes?
  • Los Angeles Chargers at Cincinnati Bengals (Week 13): Justin Herbert busted on the scene last year by winning Rookie of the Year and breaking the rooking passing touchdown record at 31. As for Joe Burrow, his season was cut short due to an injury, but the Bengals have arguably the best young offense in the league by adding Ja’Marr Chase in the draft. If you’re looking for a high-scoring game and a battle of two young strong-arm quarterbacks, you’re in for a treat.
  • Buffalo Bills at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Week 14): By week 14, we should have a good idea of what these two juggernauts bring to the table. Can Josh Allen overcome the Bucs’ stout defense? Is the Buccaneers’ offense better in year two?
  • Baltimore Ravens at Cleveland Browns (Week 14): The Browns have the AFC North crown on their mind, this could be the rivalry that defines the AFC North for years to come.

  • Kansas City Chiefs at Los Angeles Chargers (Week 15): The Chargers could be a playoff team this year, and this game could have playoff implications. Can Herbert outdo Mahomes, or will the Chiefs’ reign of terror continue?

  • Jacksonville Jaguars at the New York Jets (Week 16): The top two draft choices in the 2021 NFL draft will face-off against each other in Trevor Lawrence and Zach Wilson. Both teams got ‘their’ guy and will have had 15 games to see where their young QBs stand. Another key aspect to look for in this game is the rookie head coaches Robert Salah and Urban Meyer.

*Interesting facts about the 21-22 season

-The San Francisco 49ers will travel 28,761(Most in the NFL) 

-The Cincinnati Bengals will travel 9,488 (Fewest in the NFL)

-The Carolina Panthers have 13 more days rest than any opponents

-The New England Patriots have 15 days less rest than opponents 

-Bengals & Panthers are the only teams with zero games against more rested opponents

-10 teams have five primetime games (Green Bay, New Orleans, Dallas, Seattle, Pittsburgh, Baltimore, Los Angeles (Rams), San Francisco, Kansas City, and Tampa Bay.

Holiday Games: Thanksgiving

Bears vs Lions

Raiders vs Cowboys

Bills vs Saints

Christmas:

Browns vs Packers

Colts vs Cardinals

May 14, 2021 No Comments
NFL Mock Draft

NFL Mock Draft

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By TOBIAS BASS

The 2021 NFL Draft is almost upon us. How many draft-day trades will there be? Will the San Francisco 49ers draft Mac Jones or Trey Lance. Many possibilities could happen on April 29, but here is my 32-team projection.

1. Jacksonville Jaguars- Trevor Lawrence QB (Clemson)

Lawrence is the best quarterback prospect since Andrew Luck. Every decade or so you find a generational talent, Lawrence is the star quarterback in the NFL. Lawrence alongside, new Head Coach Urban Meyer will bring juice to Jacksonville

2. New York Jets- Zach Wilson QB (BYU)

Wilson played in a Mike Lafleur offense in college. The Jets love Wilson’s off-script play-making ability. Wilson would be a fresh start for a struggling franchise. Aside from that, he fits their scheme perfectly.

3. San Francisco 49ers (from Miami Dolphins via Houston Texans)- Trey Lance QB (North Dakota State)

A few weeks ago, the 49ers asked Lance to train with John Beck (a former player of Kyle Shannahan and QB coach). They gave him a list of drills to do to see how he would fit in their system. Drafting Lance would also allow the 49ers to keep their timeline as Jimmy G to be their quarterback for this year before moving on to the heir apparent.

4. *Denver Broncos (From Atlanta Falcons)- Justin Fields QB (Ohio State)

The Broncos offense is built to score, but they need a QB that can deliver the ball accurately and consistently. They jump up from 9th overall to 4th and select Justin Fields. You cannot have the worse QB in your division and expect to win games, Justin Fields changes that narrative.

5. Cincinnati Bengals- Ja’Marr Chase WR (LSU)

Two years ago, Ja’Marr Chase and Joe Burrow were the best QB-WR tandem in the country, by connecting for 20 TDs. Burrow wants his guy, Zach Taylor is an offensive minded coach, they select Chase at five

6. Miami Dolphins (via Philadelphia Eagles)- Kyle Pitts TE (Florida)

Pitts is most for sure prospect in the draft. He will walk into the NFL as a 75 catch, 750 yards, and six touchdown guy from day one. The Dolphins have to figure out what to do with Tua, so they go all in and bring in arguably the most talented player in the draft in Kyle Pitts.

7. Detroit Lions- Jaylen Waddle WR (Alabama)

The Lions need a lot of help on both sides of the ball, and many NFL GM’s are higher on Jaylen Waddle as opposed to DeVonta Smith. Jared Goff needs someone to throw to, here comes Jaylen Waddle. Also, it wouldn’t surprise me if the Lions trade out of this pick, but if not they select a playmaker on offense.

8. Carolina Panthers- Penei Sewell OL (Oregon)

The Panthers offensive line still has holes despite bringing in Cam Erving and Pat Elflien. Sewell provides a better option at left tackle than Erving or Greg Little. Sewell has a lot of upside and could be one of the better lineman in this draft for the next decade.

9. *Atlanta Falcons (From Denver Broncos)- Patrick Surtain DB (Alabama)

The Falcons need a QB for the future but the cap hit on Matt Ryan is 26.9 Million for this year, so they are stuck with him for at least another season. With that being said they trade back and improve their secondary with Surtain.

10. *New England Patriots (From Dallas Cowboys)- Mac Jones QB (Alabama)

Rumors has it that the Patriots want Justin Fields, but the Broncos trade up and get him at 4. Now Bill Belichik has to regroup and bring in Mac Jones. Jones doesn’t have the strongest arm but he can fit the ball into tight windows consistently. His precision will translate at the next level very well.

11. New York Giants- Rashawn Slater OL (Northwestern)

Daniel Jones was sacked the 4th most in 2020 (45), drafting Rashawn Slater would dramatically improve their offensive line. Slater is also very versatile and can move up and down the offensive line. If the Giants can keep Jones upright, I like their chances to put themselves in a playoff scenario.

12. Philadelphia Eagles (from Miami Dolphins via San Francisco 49ers)- DeVonta Smith WR (Alabama)

The Eagles traded back a few months ago after not being able to move up to draft Zach Wilson. If Heisman winner DeVonta Smith is on the board at 12, he is a no-brainer. If they want to give Jalen Hurts a fair chance, give him weapons to throw to.

13. Los Angeles Chargers- Christian Darrisaw OL (Virginia Tech)

The Chargers position by position have one of the best rosters in the entire NFL. They feel as if they can get another offensive lineman or a cornerback, they can compete with anybody. At 13, they go with Christian Darrisaw out of Virginia Tech. Darrisaw in 2020 gave up zero sacks and quarterback hits.

14. Minnesota Vikings- Alijah Vera-Tucker OL (USC)

General manager Rick Spielman has tried everything he can to fix the Vikings offensive line in his tenure in Minnesota, but nothing has improved as Kirk Cousins was sacked the 6th most in the NFL (39). Brining in Vera-Tucker is a nice way to get things back on track.

15. *Dallas Cowboys (From New England Patriots)- Jaycee Horn CB (South Carolina)

The Falcons take Patrick Surtain at nine, so the Cowboys move back and select Jaycee Horn. Horn matches up well with bigger receivers and PFF awarded him with a 78.0 grade in coverage, which is a 15 point increase from the year prior.

16. Arizona Cardinals- Greg Newsome II CB (Northwestern)

With Caleb Farley having back surgery, the Cardinals go with Greg Newsome. In 2020 when quarterbacks targeted him they had a passer rating of 31.7 and only gave up 7.8 yards per reception.

17. Las Vegas Raiders- Micah Parsons LB (Penn State)

The Raiders had one of the worst defenses in the NFL last year at defending the pass, ranking 25th in opponent passing yards per game. A big reason for that was their linebackers could not cover, mainly Cory Littleton. Littleton gave up more yards than the next two linebackers in snaps played in Nicholas Morrow and Nick Kwiatkoski combined. Parsons will help fill that void.

18. Miami Dolphins- Najee Harris RB (Alabama)

Head coach Brians Flores said that co-offensive coordinators George Godsey and Eric Studesvill will develop a playbook that is more Tua friendly. That could include many RPO’s, bringing in a former teammate of Tua will help his confidence, and the Dolphins need a dynamic player out the backfield.

19. Washington Football Team- Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah LB (Notre Dame)

Owusu-Koramoah is exactly the kind of linebacker Ron Rivera wants. He can play in multiple spots on the field and took on a lot of responsibilities at Notre Dame which will prepare him well at the next level. After losing Kevin Pierre-Louis in free agency, Washington gets a younger and more skilled LB at 19.

20. Chicago Bear- Rashod Bateman WR (Minnesota)

The Bears made a bid Kenny Golladay this offseason and were blown out of the water by the Giants, however many scouts compare the 6-foot-3, 190-pound receiver with 4.39 speed Rashod Bateman to Golladay. Bateman makes a lot of sense, especially if the Bears don’t resign Allen Robinson this offseason.

21. Indianapolis Colts- Kwity Paye ED (Michigan)

The Colts are ready to compete now, they are elite in the middle but need pass rushers. So far they haven’t been able to draft a consistent disruptor on the outside, at 21 they get the explosive edge rusher from Michigan. Paye at 6-foot-4, 272 ran a 4.54 and will compliment the Colts stout defense.

22. Tennessee Titans- Elijah Moore WR (Ole Miss)

This offseason the Titans lost their former first-round pick, Corey Davis, to the Jets in free agency. In the late first-round, Tennessee adds a speedster at receiver in Elijah Moore. They follow former teammate and current star wideout A.J. Brown’s advice.

23. New York Jets (from Seattle Seahawks)- Caleb Farley CB (Virginia Tech)

If it weren’t for back surgery, Caleb Farley would be the first cornerback off the board. The Jets need good players on defense, and they get a highly talented CB from Virginia Tech. At 6-foot-2 he is the ideal size at the next level. In 2019 Farley led the ACC with 16 passes defended (4 INT, 12 PBU).

24. Pittsburgh Steelers- Walker Little OL (Stanford)

In 2020, the Steelers were dead last in rushing and made Ben Rothlisberger’s main priority to get rid of the ball as quick as possible. The offensive line has had a lot of moving pieces in the last few years. Shaun Sarrett is out at coach, Maurkice Pouncey retired; Alejandro Villanueva is unsigned, Matt Feiler is now in a Charger, and Zach Banner is recovering from an ACL injury. At 24, the Steelers beef up the front-line.

25. Jacksonville Jaguars (from Los Angeles Rams)- Trevon Moehrig-Woodard S (TCU)

New head coach Urban Meyer and the staff addressed their defensive line needs in free agency by bringing in Malcom Brown and Roy Roberston-Harris. With their second pick in the first round, the Jaguars bring in the Jim Thorpe Award winner Trevon Moehrig. Moehrig has good instincts on the back-line, sure tackler in the box, and has enough speed to cover in the slot.

26. Cleveland Browns- Jayson Oweh ED (Penn State)

Outside of Myles Garrett, the Browns are lacking pass rushers. That’s where the 6-foot-5, 252-pound defensive end, comes in. Despite no sacks in 2020, Oweh is viewed as a prospect that could develop into a double-digit sack pass rusher.

27. Baltimore Ravens- Terrace Marshall Jr. WR (LSU)

Over the past few years, the Ravens have had one of the worst receiving cores in the league, and it’s about time to bring in another weapon for Lamar Jackson. Marshall Jr. scored 23 touchdowns in 19 games, and 10 of those came in 2020. The Ravens need a boundary receiver, and Marshall is exactly that. In 2019 73.9% percent of his snaps were on the outside, with his 40-inch vertical I expect more highlight plays in Baltimore.

28. New Orleans Saints- Asante Samuel Jr. CB (Florida State)

The Saints had a lot of guys leave in free agency, and one significant area of need is in the secondary. At pick 28, the Saints options are limited, so they select Samuel Jr. In three years he played over 1,000 snaps in the slot and never had a PFF grade lower than 73.3. His improvement from year to year is what stands out the most. In 2020 he played mostly outside and earned his best grade of 81.8 overall and 82.8 in coverage.

29. Green Bay Packers- Rondale Moore WR (Purdue)

The Green Bay Packers have 10 picks in this year’s draft, and they need to go all-in on Aaron Rodgers. Last year they didn’t draft anyone that made a significant impact on offense. They don’t make the same mistake again and draft a big-time playmaker from Purdue.

30. Buffalo Bills- Azeez Ojulari ED (Georgia)

Despite having one of the best defenses in the NFL year in and year out, the Bills pass rush is average. With no corner to tempt them, they select a disruptive edge rusher in Ojulari. Also, Jerry Hughes and Mario Addison are in contract years.

31. Baltimore Ravens (from Kansas City Chiefs)- Teven Jenkins OL (Oklahoma State)

The Ravens just traded away an All-Pro tackle in Orlando Brown due to contract disagreements. If Jenkins available, this would be a slam dunk pick at 31. Jenkins is known for his finishing his blocks and would fit well in Baltimore.

32. Tampa Bay Buccaneers- Jaelan Phillips ED (Miami)

The Bucs have little depth behind Jason Pierre-Paul and Shaq Barrett. Adding Phillips makes sense at 32. More than likely he won’t be around at 32, but if he is, the Buccaneers may have the steal of the draft.

*Trade Predictions

Apr 27, 2021 No Comments
Wandavision Recap 5 + 6

Wandavision Recap 5 + 6

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After mixed reception to the initial two episodes, Wandavision has quickly catapulted into one of the most talked about shows of the year and has firmly cemented Disney Plus as one of the strongest upcoming streaming platforms. Episodes 5 and 6 continue their homage to television by harkening back to Family Ties and Malcolm in the Middle, respectively. As the show continues to unfold, we begin to tackle the mysteries of Wanda’s power, Vision’s insistence on the truth, and dealing with a surprise visit. Spoilers ahead for Wandavision episode 5 and 6 ahead!

Episode 5: ‘On A Very Special Episode’ 

Uhhhh…what the hell?

Let me watch that episode again, real quick. 

Okay, I’m back.

What the hell? 

The juxtaposition between the series first episode and its fifth are in stark (See what I did there) contrast. What started off as a mundane homage to classic television has evolved into a constantly unfolding hexagon of mystery with new surprises and turns at every corner. 

The episode begins with our favorite couple struggling to soothe their twins. Nosy neighbor Agnes overhears their cries from outside and offers to help the babies. Vision disagrees and Agnes, visibly shaken, asks Wanda, “You want me to take that from the top?” directly lending credence to the idea that Wanda is controlling this television dimension. Wanda agrees and allows Agnes to look over the boys, who sprays them with lavender to assuage them while Vision and Wanda argue. They turn around to check on their babies to find two toddlers in their place. 

This week’s theme is a homage to Family Ties, with the portrait aesthetic being lifted directly from the show but, noticeably, the brush is floating with the characteristic red glow of Wanda’s power. 

From the theme we find ourselves once again in the real world, checking on Monica Rambeau following her forced ejection from Westview. Monica’s test results return blank, but she refuses to be retested and joins Hayward and the rest of the S.W.O.R.D. crew in discussing Wanda’s surprising heel turn. During the group, Hayward reveals that, just nine days prior, Wanda broke into S.W.O.R.D. headquarters and liberated Vision’s dissected body. 

We return inside the show to see our soon-to-be super twins hiding something in front of the kitchen sink. Their mother discovers a mysteriously unowned puppy who they beg to keep. Vision walks in just in time to hear their back and forth, ultra-aware of the strange activity going on in his home. His astute nature is once again proved right as when Agnes appears with her dog house in tow, Vision remarks, “I had a hunch someone might pop over…with exactly the item we require.” Wanda and Agnes press onward with adding a new member to their family with Wanda creating a collar for Sparky out of thin air right in front of Agnes, upsetting Vision. 

Before Vision can question Wanda about the true nature of this reality, Billy and Tommy begin to beg to keep ownership of Sparky, disarming their astoundingly alert father. Wanda tells the twins that she and Vision don’t believe they’re old enough to take care of a dog until they are at least ten years old. The twins exchange a mischievous glance at one another and forcefully age themselves to their desired age, showing they have more inherent control and knowledge of Wanda’s reality than she does. 

At the S.W.O.R.D. base, Darcy and Monica join forces combining their brainpower to get to the bottom of re-entering Westview. While listing the elements she would need for an armored vehicle to enter Wanda’s sanctuary, Monica makes a cheeky reference to photons, a nod to her superhero alias in the comics universe. Darcy introduces us to The Hex, the name she’s given to the anomaly. Agent Woo asks if they can identify Wanda’s children, to which Monica responds “Oh, Wanda’s twins are hers. Everything may look fake in the TV, but everything in there is real.” Much like real-world viewers, our group begins to realize that Wanda may be more powerful than we thought. 

“But Wanda manipulates people’s perceptions, makes them hallucinate,” Woo responds confusedly to Monica’s revelation.

“Yeah, that’s her whole bag. If all the sets and props and wardrobe were solid matter, that would mean she’s wielding an insane amount of power,” replies Darcy. 

“Far exceeding anything she’s displayed in the past.”

“Uh, she could have taken out Thanos on her own if he hadn’t initiated a blitz,” Monica says, revealing that the recent events of Endgame have been made public. Monica doubles down in her support of Wanda going as far as to say, “I mean, nobody else came close.”

“Well, I’d argue that Captain Marvel came close,” retorts Jimmy, visibly upsetting Monica in the process, who quickly asks to change the subject. Monica’s urge to change the topic from Auntie Carol finds her discovering some test results and questioning Darcy’s earlier theory about Wanda’s power level. The trio rushes to the lab and finds Monica’s Geraldine outfit from the previous episodes. Monica grabs Woo’s pistol, firing at her groovy clothing choice and seeing the bullets completely smashed in the process. Monica reveals that the entire suit is 87percent Kevlar as a result of Wanda’s energy field changing anything anachronistic in her world. 

“It’s not an illusion. Wanda is rewriting reality.” Monica’s showcase of wit, intelligence, and integrity is on full display in this episode. Since her introduction in the show, Teyonah Parris has shown she can hit all of the required beats of a Marvel hero, having shown a more humorous side inside Westview and now getting to show her leadership skills in the real world. Parris’ Monica is one of the best implemented upcoming heroes, and her chemistry with Woo and Darcy, two already established characters, firmly plants Monica in the current universe and shows a clear knowledge of her best qualities. She single-handedly comes up with the idea to send something into The Hex that doesn’t require Wanda to change it. 

We return to Westview, this time to an updated version of Vision’s workplace at Computational Services Inc., where it looks like they’ve stepped into the future by stepping into the world of computers. As Vision’s coworker Norm jokes about Vision being able to speak the computer’s language, they journey to the internet for the first time, and everyone in the office receives the same S.W.O.R.D. email about The Hex anomaly, frightening the steel nerved hero. Vision is finally beginning to piece together the happenings of this reality, and, using the Mind Stone, shocks Norm’s brain much like he did Ultron in Age of Ultron. Vision comes face to face with the real Norm, a frightened mess just looking for his phone to call his family. Fearing the worst for him, Vision releases him back to the spell he was under. 

Back home, Billy shows off the tricks he’s taught Sparky, and excitedly wants to show his father. When the twins inquire about Vision’s whereabouts, we’re shown that the mysteries of this reality are amorphous even to Wanda. 

“He’s at work.”

“It’s Saturday.”

“No, it’s not, it’s Monday.”

“This morning was Saturday.” 

Wanda’s backpedaling on the day of the week and lies about Vision needing a distraction leads to the twins feeling as if their father doesn’t want to be around them. Wanda rebukes this and begins to extol the virtues of family, prompting their children to ask about Wanda’s family and her brother Pietro. Just as Wanda begins thinking about her deceased twin Pietro, Sparky begins barking, frightened by the world outside. Wanda opens the door to investigate and Sparky takes off as well, causing the kids to follow behind her. 

Monica’s discovered a way to re-enter the Hex using an old 1980s drone. Woo and Darcy note that Wanda is framing the drone out of focus in the broadcast just like the jumpcuts in previous episodes. Monica tries to reach out to Wanda, but it’s clear the invasion has set Wanda off. She takes control of the drone, and Hayward attempts to shoot her with a missile. Just as he makes his command, an alarm goes off signifying a breach of the base. As they rush out to the field, they find Wanda exiting The Hex, dragging the drone along. As she tosses it back to them, it’s still glowing the Wanda’s pulsating, red energy. We see the distinct differences in the leadership styles of Hayward and Monica during their confrontation, with Hayward saying that she left them no choice, and Monica pleading with the woman she thought was her friend to let her help. Wanda replies that she has what she wants and that leaving her and her family alone would be the most beneficial option for them all. As she leaves, Wanda has Hayward’s men turn their weapons on him while she reinforces the barrier to Westview. 

This week’s commercial is for Lagos brand paper towels, and once again sees our commercial couple returning for another week of extremely referential advertisements. Lagos is the location from Captain America: Civil War where Wanda accidentally killed multiple people, including a few Wakandans, in a hotel resulting in the Sokovia Accords. We see our commercial mom wiping up a red liquid, serving as a reference to both the blood spilled in Lagos, as well as the formless Aether/Reality Stone. 

We pick back up on our search for Sparky, and we have another interaction with the postal worker from Episode 2 that Agnes faked shooting with finger guns. The mailman promises the boys’ their mom won’t let anything happen to the dog and is immediately wrong. Agnes comes from around the bushes with a wrapped bundle in her hands, saying Sparky got into her azaleas. Billy and Tommy’s knowledge of the world begins once again to show cracks in Wanda’s reality. After Wanda urges them not to age themselves again, the boys implore her to use her abilities to raise the dead and bring Sparky back. Wanda is surprised by them saying this and tells her children that despite how sad it is, she cannot reverse death—even as her previously dead husband walks up just in time to find his heartbroken family. 

Vision decides to confront his wife over her actions, revealing that he spoke with the true Norm without Wanda’s influence. Wanda attempts to brush Vision off, saying they should turn in for the night and watch television. Vision, much like his creator Ultron, responds with a firm declaration of his independence: “You can’t control me like you control them, Wanda.” Wanda literally rolls the credits on Vision in an attempt to avoid this conversation.

 Wanda seemingly doesn’t know what Vision is talking about until he raises his voice, yelling “STOP LYING TO ME!” as he floats into the air. Vision knows this world is strange, even going as far as to ask Wanda why there are no other children in Westview. Wanda ascends as well, bursting with energy, saying that everything she has done she’s done for them. But just as Vision described earlier and just as they’ve calmed down and begin to have a civil discussion, there’s a knock at the door. This time it isn’t our nosy neighbor, it’s someone else entirely different–Evan Peters as Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s Pietro. 

They recast Pietro.

Episode 6: ‘All New Halloween Spooktacular’

Episode 6 kicks off with an homage to the classic late 90s-early aughts sitcom, Malcolm in the Middle. Unlike previous theme tracks, which have been more simplistic and rarely feature any lyrics, this week’s theme song talks directly to the themes of the show including lyrics like: “Don’t try to fight the chaos/don’t question what you’ve done. The game can try to play us/ don’t let it stop the fun.” These lyrics seem like an indication that not all is what it seems in Westview. Up to this point, Wandavision has led us to believe that this alternate reality is solely Wanda’s doing, but Episode 5 cast a few doubts on that theory. As we move deeper in time in the show, the narrative style begins to change, as well. 

The 90s were a more honest time than earlier decades and show families in a more chaotic and realistic light. Likewise, this 90s-themed episode shows that Wanda’s existence is becoming more complex by the day (decade?). It also directly harps on the previously aforementioned Malcolm In The Middle by using Billy and Tommy in the place of Malcolm, as the episode’s narrators.

The episode begins with Billy dressed in a comics-accurate version of his Wiccan garb from his Young Avengers days, talking about the joys of Halloween. Tommy is much more lax about the holiday and seemingly more calm and collected like his uncle Pietro. As the kids play with their uncle, Wanda descends from the stairs, also dressed in her comic book uniform which is explained in-universe as the clothes of a “Sokovian fortune teller” subtly adding more lore to the lost land of Sokovia. Pietro hates the costume, saying that it’s worse than the ones their mother made for them the year they had typhus. The show quickly drops in a flashback of the two, depicting them trick-or-treating with Pietro dressed as Nick Fury. 

“That’s not how I remember it,” Wanda says, looking at Pietro puzzledly.

“You probably suppressed a lot of the trauma,” he responds, causing Wanda to make a sort of pained, wincing look and walk off suddenly. Billy notes his mother’s strange behavior in another fourth wall breaking moment. 

Vision follows down soon after, also looking like his comic book self. Wanda thanks Vision for wearing the silly outfit, and he retorts, “Well there were no other clothes in my closet.” Wanda shoots him a subtle look, and he changes his tune entirely, seemingly reveling in Wanda’s love for “Mexican wrestlers.” As Wanda and Vis look on at the kids and their uncle playing together, Vision is surprised by Pietro’s ability with the children which is also a surprise for Wanda. 

Instead of the festivities planned by Wanda, Vision heads out saying that he’s working as part of the neighborhood watch. Wanda is upset by Vision’s choice, but Pietro quickly agrees to pick up the slack and accompany Wanda and the kids to that night’s spooktacular events. Vision, ever the astute synthezoid, kisses Wanda on her cheeks and knowingly says “Wanda. Be good.” before departing. 

Pietro, like any self-respecting uncle on Halloween, asks Wanda where her water balloons are so that he and Tommy can throw shaving cream balloons. Wanda notes that Tommy and Pietro aren’t even prepared to celebrate Halloween properly, which prompts Pietro to grab his nephew by the hands and return in their own comics accurate costumes. Curiously enough, the two both dress as classic Pietro instead of Tommy donning his Speed uniform like his brother. 

Outside of Westview, we see soldiers carrying the drone from the previous episode, still encased in Wanda’s energy, followed by Hayward and Monica. Hayward is obviously not taking having his own soldiers forcibly turn their guns on him very well and lashes out at Darcy, Monica, and Jimmy Woo. Monica tries to reason with her old friend Hayward, advocating for more caution and less violence. Hayward goes on a diatribe about the hardships of the last five years and removes our favorite real-world trio. As soldiers attempt to escort them off the base, Monica and Jimmy Woo take them down and take their uniforms, allowing them to remain on the base undetected. 

Back in Westview, as the trick-or-treating begins, Wanda begins to quiz Pietro on their childhood in the orphanage. Pietro quickly catches on to her tests and is just as confused about his resurrection as she is, saying he remembers being shot in the street one minute and waking up the next. After their talk, Pietro takes off with the kids to help them maximize their candy acquisition (read: steal), and Wanda talks to Herb, who is working as a member of the neighborhood watch. But before they can chat, the troublesome trio causes a bit of havoc with their uncle’s super speed. Before Herb takes off on his wild goose chase, Wanda says Vision can help him round up the troublemakers. Herb responds that Vision isn’t on duty for Halloween. Herb notices Wanda’s surprise and, like Agnes, directly asks if there’s anything he can do for her and if she wants something changed. 

Elsewhere in Westview, Vision walks down a street filled with children, despite noting that there were no other children in Westview up to that point in the last episode. Vision stops his trek to find a woman stuck in a loop of hanging a Halloween decoration in her yard, as if her programming is unfinished. If that wasn’t enough, a tear streams down her cheek as Vision follows the glitchless children to their next destination. 

This week’s commercial is vastly different from the previous iterations, as it is entirely done in Claymation style and does not feature our standard couple at all. We see a gaunt red-haired child stranded on a deserted island with only a crab for company. A shark begins to circle the tiny island and pops onto land with its surfboard. The cool surfer shark hands the child a single cup of Yo-Magic yogurt before returning to “hang fin.” The child struggles to open the cup for what seems to be an eternity as we watch them grow thinner and thinner, until they’re just a skeleton, making a macabre play on the Yoplait and Gogurt commercials that were popular at the time. 

After our commercial, we return to our trick-or-treaters, whom Wanda is forcing to return the candy. Wanda calls out Pietro’s irresponsibility, calling him a bad role model. Pietro responds in a way that seems to know Wanda’s every desire, “Come to town unexpectedly, create tension with the brother-in-law, stir up trouble with the rugrats, and ultimately give you grief. I mean, that’s what you wanted, isn’t it?” Time and time again, Pietro exudes a knowledge of Wanda’s reality that takes her aback, finally prompting her to ask him: “What happened to your accent?” A question that he immediately flips back on her. As the original twins have their heart-to-heart, Wanda’s twins return with news of full-size candy bars. Tommy takes off to get his treat and shows off his newfound super speed. Wanda begrudgingly allows them to use his super speed to trick-or-treat before warning them not to go past Ellis Avenue, a nod to Marvel writer Warren Ellis. 

Inside S.W.O.R.D., Monica, Jimmy, and Darcy sneak in to hack S.W.O.R.D.’s files and in doing so find Hayward’s secret files. It is revealed that not only has Hayward found a way to look inside the anomaly, he’s also tracking the Vibranium decay signature of Vision. Hayward’s database reveals that the townspeople on the outskirts are barely moving and hardly seem alive. 

Vision is witnessing this firsthand, talking to a woman in town that, unlike earlier, is simply just frozen in time. Vision gives up on his costume and takes flight, finding a car stopped at the edge of town. He goes to investigate the vehicle and finds his neighbor Agnes in a stupor, speaking more like her old-timey 1950s self. Vision unlocks her true self like he did with Norm at work, and it turns out to be quite revealing. 

Agnes recognizes Vision as one of the Avengers, something Vision himself is unaware of. Agnes places the blame on Wanda, saying that she won’t even let them think about leaving, an untrue statement, seeing as Dr. Nielsen once had a trip to Bermuda planned with his wife. Agnes finally tells Vision that he was once dead, saying “All is lost,” and laughing maniacally before Vision returns her to her original state. We find out that Agnes, and now Vision, is exactly where Wanda didn’t want anyone to be–at the end of Ellis Avenue. Vision treks off into the empty field ready to venture outside of Westview and get some help.

Back at the S.W.O.R.D. headquarters, Darcy is going through Hayward’s files, and Monica is setting up a way back into The Hex. Darcy tells Monica that going through The Hex twice has fundamentally rewritten her cells and that going through again could be dangerous. Monica refuses to let that stop her, saying that she’s seen enough lab results to last her a lifetime. Darcy gives up on the argument but tells the team that she’s staying back to crack Hayward’s final firewall. 

Wanda and Pietro chat about Wanda’s soccer mom life, saying that their parents would have loved this place. Pietro inquires about where Wanda has been keeping the children, assuming they’ve been sleeping peacefully this entire time. Pietro seems to know about this alternate reality she’s created and, unlike her husband, is impressed by the growth in her abilities. He goes further, asking, “How did you even do all of this? This is a long way from giving people nightmares and shooting red wiggly woos out of your hand.” Wanda reveals that she is unaware of how Westview came to be, saying that she felt only nothingness. In a moment of reflection, Wanda looks away from her brother, trying to recollect how she got here. When she looks back at him, she sees a zombified version, riddled with bullets much like her encounter with Vision. 

Darcy cracks the code to Hayward’s firewall and discovers a project entitled Cataract. Before she can investigate this folder, however, Vision begins to breach the border between Westview and the S.W.O.R.D. lab. As Vision struggles to break through the boundary, we see that outside of Westview, Vision still has his Mind Stone. Inside The Hex, Billy’s abilities awaken, and he hears his father pleading for help. Billy urges his mother to help Vision and Pietro butts in, saying “Don’t sweat it, it’s not like your dead husband can die twice.” This angers Wanda, who has been loving but confused by her brother, and she blasts him away. Vision begins disintegrating outside of Westview, which Billy can physically feel. Wanda leaps into action by freezing the entirety of Westview and focusing that energy into expanding The Hex. Onlookers outside of The Hex rush to get away from the memory wiping, personality-altering energy with Hayward and some goons speeding off in a truck. As The Hex expands into the S.W.O.R.D. base, it begins to transform everything around it and those unlucky enough to be caught. Wanda turns the S.W.O.R.D. base into something very fitting of this outfit, a circus replete with clowns. The Hex envelopes Vision, restoring his damaged body. The episode ends with the sinister red glare of Wanda’s eyes.

Feb 19, 2021 No Comments